I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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