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say what?
wanna hang out?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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