sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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