Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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