i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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