3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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