Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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