I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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