Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
The dick lei will go down in squad history
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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