I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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