He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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