He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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