so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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