your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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