i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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