Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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