I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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