The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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