Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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