So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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