I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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