She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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