i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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