guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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