now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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