Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Bring me that man meat
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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