C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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