is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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