Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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