Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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