So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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