i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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