Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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