Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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