What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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