hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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