is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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