Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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