my soul wont recognize me after tonight
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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