he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
PANTIES FOUND
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
