this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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