if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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