I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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