So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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