So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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