I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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