Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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