brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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