At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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