Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Randomize
