from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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