wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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