So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
