when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
