I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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