My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I know her cup size but not her name....
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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